can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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