I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
that is very illegal...i love you.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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