Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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