i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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