I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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