And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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