I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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