Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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