At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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