Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
