Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just high enough for therapy.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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