How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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