Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I supernannyed him into submission
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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