Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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