Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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