Banned from zoo.
Again?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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