Grow some girl-balls and come out already
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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