SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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