So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
another moral hangover. fuck.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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