we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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