Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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