I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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