the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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