you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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