i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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