Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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