You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
accomplished twins. life is a go
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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