oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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