hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to make a zoo with you.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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