Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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