Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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