this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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