It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday