So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna