sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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