He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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