i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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