He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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