do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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