Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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