I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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