She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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