The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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