happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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