I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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