just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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