so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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