I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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