Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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