Tell her she can't have a vagina
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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