Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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