Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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