dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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