Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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