she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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