You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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