..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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